“Well, sure, he’s cute, but he’s a terrible backseat driver!”

Yes, it’s the fantabulous Caplin Rous again, this time  sporting the kind of look that suggests he’s just about to berate you for not taking that turn quick enough, or for driving 2 miles over the speed limit. Capybaras, can’t drive with them, can’t leave them at home or they’ll eat your couch.