Cat Triptych of the Day

And no, that doesn’t mean there will be a new one every day – I have better things to do with my time than continuously refer to my dictionary for the proper spelling of “triptych”.

I’m not sure what this first guy is doing, I can only assume that this is his impression of Lindsay Lohan’s career. Of course, I’m not sure if this is a toilet or a bidet but as implying that Lilo’s career is in the bidet doesn’t make any sense, I will assume that this is indeed a shiny porcelain waste receptacle.

Now this one at first seems to be sweet and harmless. A cute ginger cat nuzzling up to a cute little girl. Now what on earth could possibly be wrong with that? Well, I’ll tell you what’s wrong with that! Our little moppet is clearly wearing a “little red hood,” which suggests to me that this is not at all a harmless kitty, but rather a certain famously devious wolf using a tactic far more effective than dressing up as some deranged senior citizen. If I recall the story correctly this is bad news – at least for the cat, who now faces an uncertain future.

This last one is pretty much self-explanatory – this is a cat boiling up a pot of tea. We can safely assume that it is poison tea, partly because that’s the only kind that cats ever make, and partly because my sources tell me that this particular cat is expecting a visit from an insurance salesman.