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Katy Perry Gets Lost In Space

Generally speaking, I find Katy Perry about as attractive as Rush Limbaugh in a thong. Hence it will come as no surprise that I am not in the habit of watching her videos, even though a lot of her music is, if not great, then certainly not as hard on the ears as young moose-face herself is on the eyes.

This video though, has the hugely breasted popster so covered in makeup that I couldn’t even tell who it was until I saw all those antlers sticking out.

Despite the rather hackneyed title of ā€œE.Tā€ and the annoying presence of famous microphone snatcher Kanye West, the video itself is actually pretty good, with all sorts of colorful and fairly inventive Sci-Fi imagery. There’s Perry floating in space, then there’s a rusty robot, and some animals humping, then Katy turns into some sort of deer-woman (not quite a moose but close enough) and walks away with a naked albino! What it all means is anyone’s guess, but I’m pretty sure the Illuminati are somehow involved.

Watching it a second time I thought, ā€œThere’s something Floria Sigismondi-ish about this.ā€ And sure enough, after checking the interwebs to find out what a Floria Sigismondi is, I discovered that the thing was directed by the same chick who directed Marilyn Manson’s wonderfully bizarre ā€œTourniquetā€ and ā€œThe Beautiful Peopleā€. No wonder I liked it….