This weekâs salty slab of feminine goodness is Spongebobâs furry little friend Sandy Cheeks. Bikini Bottomâs most prominent mammal and underwear model, Ms Cheeks is a scientific sort who relocated to the undersea town in order to carry out unlikely experiments which apparently canât be carried out on dry landâŠ
Here we see a photo of Sandyâs first meeting with the worldâs favorite cleaning utensil. Photo is courtesy of Mr. Patrick Star, who informs us that Ms Cheeksâ stunned expression is a reaction to Spongebobâs comment of âThatâs a funny place to keep your nuts!â
A native of Texas and member of the squirrel family, Miss Cheeks enjoys wandering around town wearing very little, and striking odd poses every time she spots a photographerâŠ
As Bikini Bottomâs most intellectual resident, Sandy makes it a point to spend much of her time reading. What sheâs reading we canât really tell. For all we know itâs some trashy romance novel, but then it could also be Humeâs “Dissertation on the Ontology of Blue Flatworms,” which as I recall is pretty similar.
Not content with her intellectual achievements, Sandy is no shirker of the arts. A graduate of the Julliard School for Dancing Rodents, here we see her performing a modern jazz piece choreographed by her own self, a number called “The Crunchy Leaf Stomp”âŠ
Young Sandy is also reputed to be an excellent singer. I say âreputedâ because nobody has ever been able to hear her through that upturned fish tank she wears on her head. In this candid snap taken at Mr Krabsâ birthday party she is serenading the honoree with her rendition of the 1960s classic âMr Bojangles.â
Wishing to avoid being one of those pencil-necked brainiac types who canât put out the garbage without straining their back, Sandy makes sure she gets a healthy amount of exercise. Here she is doing some deadliftsâŠ
Here we have our photographer catching Sandy red-handed with her stolen art collection. Oh, dearâŠ
And here she is waiting for her lawyerâŠ
