First Lady Michelle Obama has disclosed that the First Familyās pet dog Bo is suffering from an as yet undiagnosed psychiatric problem.
Mrs Obama told our correspondent, āHeās crazy! He chases cats that arenāt thereĀ and the other day he was raving about how the CIA are using spy satellites to track his movements! The children are afraid that he will soon start wearing a tin foil hat!
Since the problem became apparent a few weeks ago the children have also been leaving most of the doggie duties to mum, afraid to spend too much time alone with their increasingly disturbed pooch. āHeās definitely not getting any better,ā says the First Lady. āThe meds arenāt helping, and that Scientology course Tom Cruise sent him did more harm than good – now heās set up a shrine to L. Ron Hubbard in his kennel!ā
Mrs Obama also made an emotional appeal to the nationās greatest authority on psychological woes. āDr Phil, please, please help my dog! Heās going off the rails and if something isnāt done soon Iām afraid heāll shave his head or release a sex tape!ā
Dr Phil was unavailable for comment.