First Lady Michelle Obama has disclosed that the First Family’s pet dog Bo is suffering from an as yet undiagnosed psychiatric problem. Mrs Obama told our correspondent, “He’s crazy! He chases cats that aren’t there and the other day he was raving about how the CIA are using spy satellites to track his movements! The children …
East Boston feline Sal Esposito has been called up for jury duty. Apparently Mr Esposito’s habit of whizzing in his neighbor’s yard and bringing home dead mice isn’t dissuading the authorities from wanting him to perform his civic duty. How could something this crazy happen? Well, it seems that on the last census Mr Esposito’s …
