Hot on the heels of her suspicious mishap with a horse comes the news that Madonna has dumped her incestuously named toy-boy Jesus, for a rich Jewish guy with the equally biblical name of Moses.
It seems Ms Ciccone was bemoaning her failure to abduct yet another African child, when lo and behold, who should she find amongst the rushes, but 44 year old Abraham Moses Schimmel, a man who has apparently learnt nothing about shiksas from the story of Sampson and Delilah.
The two have apparently been on several dates, and have both exercise and religion in common. Americans, Brits, Latinos, Blacks, Jews – Madge doesn’t discriminate, she’s willing to make anyone’s life hell.
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