Famous old woman survives fall from horse.

Elderly Pop Icon Madonna has apparently been thrown from a horse who resented being saddled with yet another famous person too lazy to walk.

Madds however, is blaming the incident on the paparazzi, claiming they startled the horse by showing it the last set of pictures they took of its rider.

After being released from hospital she told fans “I’m okay, really. Unlike many women my age my bones aren’t brittle, so it wasn’t any worse than being thrown from Alex Rodriguez.”