Kim Kardashian cast as lobster in new Spongebob Squarepants movie.

According to her personal website, the poor woman fell asleep while lying in the sun wearing some big old glasses and this was the result.

Luckily for her career one of the other guests at the resort was a producer at Nickelodeon, who immediately signed her up to play Patrick’s love interest in the upcoming SpongeBob Squarepants movie “Patrick’s East Village Adventure.”

More here.

This is a fictional story, except for the sunburn, though i have my suspicions about that as well.