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Weird Kid Has Magnetic Blubber

This Croatian kid’s family claim that he can attract metal like some sort of roly poly magnet. The video does seem to bear that out, but until scientists have a look at young Ivan I aint buying it, for one thing they might simply have coated the kid’s chest in crazy glue.

Come to think of it, there is a more innocent explanation for this strange but largely useless ability – during one of his many late night fridge raids the kid accidentally swallowed a bunch of fridge magnets, the colorful kind which in a dimly lit kitchen may easily be mistaken for candy by a perpetually ravenous six year old.