Ambrose

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Date registered: March 15, 2011

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  1. Way Out There — July 4, 2026
  2. Way Out There — June 20, 2026
  3. Sorority Row — June 18, 2026
  4. Way Out There — June 6, 2026
  5. Way Out There — May 30, 2026

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What’s wrong with this picture?

  See, this is why your mom always told you not to leave the water running… Every summer in the Austrian town of Tragoess, some careless twit leaves his bathwater running while he answers the phone and as a result an entire park near the town is flooded! Not believing that people could be so …

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Ask Ambrose – “My Giant Animal Is Driving Me Nuts”

Cyclopean Cat Problem Dear Ambrose, A couple of weeks ago I made the mistake of buying a giant cat, and now it is wrecking my house and terrorizing my family. For a while there I thought I would tough it out, and the family and I have been sleeping on a floating mattress in the …

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Another Child Star Goes Bad

Police are today searching for former TV and movie actor Casper the Friendly Ghost after the once-popular child star was filmed attempting to rob a liquor store in Alabama. In the video, the otherworldly miscreant can be seen running frantically around and attempting to pluck various boxes from the store’s back room, but because of …

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