Worried over her deteriorating image amongst the American public, Lindsay Lohan has appeared on Ellen, so to speak, to reveal that she is neither dangerous nor dating the NFL. Lilo also tells us that she would never cheat because that’s what daddy did to mommy, and that she can’t possibly be dangerous enough to warrant a restraining order cos she’s such a cute little thing.
According to my confidential sources, after taping stopped Lohan was overheard whispering to Ellen “Hey, wanna make out after the show?” to which Ellen was heard to reply “Hey you’re a sweet kid, but you know these Italian girls, they’ve got tempers on ‘em. I’m up for some jelly wrestling though.”