Professor Harrison Henderson of the Harvard School of Anthropology was today shocked to learn that the missing link has apparently been found and that it is a small primate called Ida, not as the Professor has argued for over a decade, movie comedian Adam Sandler.
“For years i have been arguing that the missing link when found would be basically a fossilized Adam Sandler – the beady eyes, the beetling brow, the lack of intellect and the inability to make anyone over the age of five burst into laughter. These are all signs of a primitive creature stuck between man and ape. I’m devastated. My life’s work has been for nothing!’”
The Professor is currently under psychiatric care at the Abercrombie Institute For The Terminally Bewildered.
Mr Sandler’s photo is by Nyikita.