Ambrose

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Date registered: March 15, 2011

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  1. Way Out There — July 4, 2026
  2. Way Out There — June 20, 2026
  3. Sorority Row — June 18, 2026
  4. Way Out There — June 6, 2026
  5. Way Out There — May 30, 2026

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Drunken Owl Gets Jail for Public Intoxication

German police have taken an owl into custody after a woman walking her dog found the bird drunkenly singing by the side of the road. According to Der Spiegel the animal was in the company of two bottles of schnapps and a cheap hooker from Las Vegas, but we are not told if the woman …

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Bo Goes Crazy

First Lady Michelle Obama has disclosed that the First Family’s pet dog Bo is suffering from an as yet undiagnosed psychiatric problem. Mrs Obama told our correspondent, “He’s crazy! He chases cats that aren’t there and the other day he was raving about how the CIA are using spy satellites to track his movements! The children …

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Sorority Row – What’s that noise?

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