Category Archive: Odd Animals

Another Cross Eyed German Animal

Apparently the folks in Germany can’t stop turning out weird animals. First it was Knut the Polar Teddy Bear, then Paul the psychic octopus, then Heidi the cross-eyed possum, and now a cross-eyed jaguarundi called Frank is making us all wonder what the hell is going on. Frank is a teenaged wildcat living in the …

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Inebriated Bear Makes The News

Yes, it’s been a good week for alcoholic animals on the internet. For those who missed the tipsy owl and the hammered bison here is an intoxicated bear making a fool of himself on the local news! And how does an innocent animal find himself in such a shameful condition? Greedily gobbling down too many …

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Drunken Owl Gets Jail for Public Intoxication

German police have taken an owl into custody after a woman walking her dog found the bird drunkenly singing by the side of the road. According to Der Spiegel the animal was in the company of two bottles of schnapps and a cheap hooker from Las Vegas, but we are not told if the woman …

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