Lardbutt Kevin Smith Grounded!

Morbidly obese film director Kevin Smith, he of Silent Bob fame, has been kicked off a Southwest Airlines plane for being too fat! According to airline officials the Hollywood man-whale was causing the plane to tilt to the left and the Captain, fearing that he was now in command of an airborne equivalent of the Titanic, ordered Smith to leave the plane and get himself a gym membership.

Personally i think this serves Kevin right for having named his daughter after a comic book character as lame as Harley Quinn! I guess Karma really is a bitch, especially when you’re fat!

Kevin was not happy, as we can read here.