Category Archive: Advice

Ask Ambrose – Once Again I Seek To Aid The Terminally Befuddled

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Sci-Fi or Sci-Reality?   Dear Ambrose, Did the hover cars i see in old science fiction movies ever come into being, or has popular culture been leading me astray all these years? Bewildered In Beverley Hills Los Angeles Dear Bewildered In Beverley Hills, Hover cars did, indeed, exist, and mostly hovered about two feet off …

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Ask Ambrose – Pet Trouble a’Plenty

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Man Has Cat Problem   Dear Ambrose, My cat Sneaky Sam likes to hide, and he likes to hide a lot. In fact, he hides so often and is so good at it that most people don’t even believe I have a cat and think I am just being a jerk or, worse yet, trying …

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Ask Ambrose – “My Human is Driving Me Nuts!”

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Cat Has Privacy Problem Dear Ambrose,   I am a cat whose bed is in his humans’ bathroom. What this means is that my humans feel free to come in at any time of the day or night and take a dump in the middle of my bedroom! I have tried meowing loudly and hissing …

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