Category Archive: In The News

Glenn Danzig Mistaken For Garden Gnome

mr danzig in his less gnomish days

It has been revealed today that punk and heavy metal icon Glenn Danzig was last week mistaken for a garden gnome while standing out on the curb in front of his home in New Jersey. Mr. Danzig, who is best known for his 1993 hit “Mamma,” ( an ode to his mother, who had recently …

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Local Woman Finds Mystery Object In Backyard

Miss Albaster Coralline holding mysterious object

From our correspondent at The Marianas Trench Times The entire citizenry of the Marianas Trench is today speculating on the precise nature of a mystery object found yesterday by Miss Alabaster Coralline when she went out to her backyard to check on the washing. Miss Coralline, who works as a waitress at a branch of …

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What’s wrong with this picture?

green lake austria rs

  See, this is why your mom always told you not to leave the water running… Every summer in the Austrian town of Tragoess, some careless twit leaves his bathwater running while he answers the phone and as a result an entire park near the town is flooded! Not believing that people could be so …

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