Category Archive: My Life

The Thing in the Pond

The Thing in the Pond (A Chronicle of My Expedition Into The Old Curwen Mansion. )                         Part One Wherein Ambrose is Called Upon To Solve a Problem Most Dire There was thunder in the air on the night I went to the old Curwen mansion to find the Thing in the Pond. Large and …

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Zombies Go Home

What the hell is it with zombies these days? When did it become fashionable to be an oozing, moldering pile of dead flesh? I’m sick of these things. They are everywhere, doing all sorts of obnoxious things like cutting me off in traffic, cutting in on the dance floor, trying to bite my ass off, …

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What I Had For Lunch

Today I decided to go out for lunch – most days I just stay home and eat TV dinners straight from the freezer. It’s a bit hard on the teeth but saves me a great deal of cooking time. Being an adventurous sort, I opted to try out a new establishment in downtown Providence, namely …

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