Girl takes impromptu swan dive.

We all know the dangers of texting while you drive, but what of the perils of texting while wandering aimlessly through your local mall? Every day hundreds of unfortunate Americans suffer public mishaps due to their texting addiction but go on to make a full recovery. You can too.

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