Ambrose

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Date registered: March 15, 2011

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How To Make Home Made Shampoo

In these harsh economic times, every little coin matters. Not only that, but you have no way of knowing what those multinationals are putting in their shampoo, what with ingredients such as Sodium Dodecus Sulfatus ( a carcinogenic chemical shown in laboratory trials to induce Jim Carrey impressions in rabbits, ) squirrel gizzards and even …

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“How it got there i can’t tell.”

From the classic BBC radio series “I’m Sorry I’ll Read That Again,” comes a song about a man with an unusual nasal obstruction. ISIRTA was perpetrated by Tim Brooke-Taylor, Bill Oddie, Graeme Garden and John Cleese, the same loons who would later unleash the surreal anarchy of The Goodies and Monty Python’s Flying Circus. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS_fCLKamfo[/youtube]

The Much Dreaded Chipmunk Of Death

Of the many supernatural threats facing this country, perhaps the most insidious is The Much Dreaded Chipmunk of Death. This fluffy bastard, first described by puritan churchman Bloat Remington in his treatise “Satanic Fauna of the New World,” will go to great lengths to eliminate anyone who commits an offense against his fellow nut-biters. According …

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