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Hot Chick of the Week – Melissa George
This week’s featured female is some crumpet from Down Under — an antipodean hottie, a koala-smooching, kangaroo-riding descendant of England’s criminal class. In other words an Australian. Probably best known for 30 Days Of Night, a horror movie in which a small town is decimated by hordes of accountants, George has also played a walking …
“Give me the dough or I’ll clear your toilets!”
New York doofus Lawrence Deptola (that’s him in the photo, trying to look dangerous) decided to pull off a couple of bank heists, but unlike everyone else in the US he didn’t own a gun, so he used a toilet plunger instead. That’s right, Loony Larry walked into three separate banks screaming obscenities and threatening …
Ask Ambrose – Puzzling Pets
Cat Has Toilet Problem Dear Ambrose My cat won’t flush. I have taught Shady Jim how to use the toilet with not much difficulty, but for some reason I can’t seem to get him to flush it. Is this some inherent problem with cats, or is he playing some sort of silly power game? Too …