Ambrose

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Date registered: March 15, 2011

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  1. Wombat Springs — March 21, 2026
  2. Sorority Row — March 21, 2026
  3. Sorority Row — March 17, 2026
  4. Way Out There — March 14, 2026
  5. Way Out There Confessional Redux — March 7, 2026

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The Famous Himalayan Levitating Cat

This surprising creature was first spotted back in 1953 during the first successful climb of Everest by Tenzing Norgay, who upon seeing it excitedly shouted out the Tibetan equivalent of β€œWhat the f**king f**k is that f**king thing!?!” This led Edmund Hillary to write in his diary that Norgay was not only the most able …

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Old Black Men and Their Woes

Recently your host has found himself listening to a lot of Blues records, and he has come to the conclusion that the Blues is the old man’s version of Heavy Metal. When one is young, one is angry about the woeful state of the world, so one listens to the high pitched screechings of angry …

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Hot Chick of the Week – Kristen Bell

The luscious Bell is best known for her role in Heroes, and the short lived but critically lauded Veronica Mars, which I believe was about the woman who gave her name to the famous candy bar. You may also have seen her in ” Forgetting Sarah Marshall,” a comedy starring Jason Segel and his penis, …

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