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The greatest danger to mankind at this moment in time is not a bunch of sneezing piggies, but rather the little-reported outbreak of pet zombification sweeping the Eastern United States. Seen here is the late Fluffball McGuffin, of Rhode Island, who is suspected of having eaten his owner’s head. Fluffball is so far the only …
Worried over her deteriorating image amongst the American public, Lindsay Lohan has appeared on Ellen, so to speak, to reveal that she is neither dangerous nor dating the NFL. Lilo also tells us that she would never cheat because that’s what daddy did to mommy, and that she can’t possibly be dangerous enough to warrant …
Mel Gibson has a new crime drama coming out late in the year and the folks at Empire have an exclusive pic of Mel and the latest victim of his drunk driving. Seems in the movie Mel plays a homicide cop whose daughter is murdered. After flying into a rage and screaming “It’s the Jews, …