Category Archive: My Life

What I Had For Lunch

Today I decided to go out for lunch – most days I just stay home and eat TV dinners straight from the freezer. It’s a bit hard on the teeth but saves me a great deal of cooking time. Being an adventurous sort, I opted to try out a new establishment in downtown Providence, namely …

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The Man-Eating Toilets of Cleveland

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Unbeknownst to both my readers, when not annoying people on the internet I maintain an unprofitable sideline as a paranormal investigator, a hobby which has on more than one occasion led to my making a complete and utter fool of myself.  I am reminded, for example, of The Case of the Missing Hamster, during which …

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Excerpts from my diary.

Excerpts From My Diary  July 2010 July 17  2010 Today it occurred to me that a good idea for a movie would be the story of The Civil War acted out by Mallard ducks. Who would direct? July 19  2010 12.53 pm Suggested my Duck Civil War idea to Steven over lunch. He told me he was …

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