Category Archive: The Paranormal

The Much Dreaded Chipmunk Of Death

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Of the many supernatural threats facing this country, perhaps the most insidious is The Much Dreaded Chipmunk of Death. This fluffy bastard, first described by puritan churchman Bloat Remington in his treatise “Satanic Fauna of the New World,” will go to great lengths to eliminate anyone who commits an offense against his fellow nut-biters. According …

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The Famous Himalayan Levitating Cat

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This surprising creature was first spotted back in 1953 during the first successful climb of Everest by Tenzing Norgay, who upon seeing it excitedly shouted out the Tibetan equivalent of “What the f**king f**k is that f**king thing!?!” This led Edmund Hillary to write in his diary that Norgay was not only the most able …

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Halloween Doghouse of Horrors

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Welcome to the first annual edition of Ambrose Mugwump’s Halloween Doghouse of Horrors. Once a year, on the night of All Hallows Eve, we will gather here, in front of this decrepit doghouse beneath the old oak tree, to listen to a trio of tales, creepy and horrific, in which kitties and puppies do things …

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