Yes, itās the fantabulous Caplin Rous again, this timeĀ sporting the kind of look that suggests heās just about to berate you for not taking that turn quick enough, or for driving 2 miles over the speed limit. Capybaras, canāt drive with them, can’t leave them at home or theyāll eat your couch.
My god, she looks like they stole her from Madame Tussauds! Poor old Madonna didnāt look this good when she was alive, she sure as hell doesnāt look this good now! Just how stupid do they think women who buy this stuff are? Donāt answer that. Apparently the thing sheās sitting in is some kind of couch, but this ad has been so overworked in photoshop that at first i thought she was trapped inside a fancy fragrance bottle of some kind!
After her Teddy Bear was kidnapped young Mindy decided to take matters into her own hands. Digging into her dadās armory, she grabbed every gun in sight, used a GPS hidden in the little bearās head to find his captors, detonated some Semtex to blow the hideoutās door off itās hinges and by the time Cuddles the Bear was back in Mindyās arms, over twenty bear-hating scuzzbags lay dead.
āI love my Teddy, and anyone who messes with Cuddles messes with me.ā she told Mike Wallace in a recent 60 Minutes report.
A movie based on Mindyās shocking case is due soon- read more about it at Empire so that they wonāt sue me for using their pic.