According to her personal website, the poor woman fell asleep while lying in the sun wearing some big old glasses and this was the result.
Luckily for her career one of the other guests at the resort was a producer at Nickelodeon, who immediately signed her up to play Patrick’s love interest in the upcoming SpongeBob Squarepants movie “Patrick’s East Village Adventure.”
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This is a fictional story, except for the sunburn, though i have my suspicions about that as well.
Elderly Pop Icon Madonna has apparently been thrown from a horse who resented being saddled with yet another famous person too lazy to walk.
Madds however, is blaming the incident on the paparazzi, claiming they startled the horse by showing it the last set of pictures they took of its rider.
After being released from hospital she told fans “I’m okay, really. Unlike many women my age my bones aren’t brittle, so it wasn’t any worse than being thrown from Alex Rodriguez.”
Hot on the heels of her suspicious mishap with a horse comes the news that Madonna has dumped her incestuously named toy-boy Jesus, for a rich Jewish guy with the equally biblical name of Moses.
It seems Ms Ciccone was bemoaning her failure to abduct yet another African child, when lo and behold, who should she find amongst the rushes, but 44 year old Abraham Moses Schimmel, a man who has apparently learnt nothing about shiksas from the story of Sampson and Delilah.
The two have apparently been on several dates, and have both exercise and religion in common. Americans, Brits, Latinos, Blacks, Jews – Madge doesn’t discriminate, she’s willing to make anyone’s life hell.
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