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Date registered: March 15, 2011
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The Worldwide Chicken Conspiracy — Revealed At Last!
Forget Bilderberg. Forget the Masons. Forget the Project for the New American Century — the real threat to world freedom these days are the chickens. We should have seen it coming, of course. There are almost five times as many chickens on the face of the planet as there are humans, and God knows how …
Glenn Danzig Mistaken For Garden Gnome
It has been revealed today that punk and heavy metal icon Glenn Danzig was last week mistaken for a garden gnome while standing out on the curb in front of his home in New Jersey. Mr. Danzig, who is best known for his 1993 hit “Mamma,” ( an ode to his mother, who had recently …
Why Cats Fear Vacuum Cleaners
We have all been amused by photos and videos of household cats being freaked out by vacuum cleaners, or at least I have. You know the ones I mean – the kind of thing in which someone decides the place is getting a bit too messy so they pull out the old Hoover and run …