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Date registered: March 15, 2011
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Ambrose
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Pavarotti Vs Sutherland. Well, not quite…
From the Kitten Kong episode of the classic British comedy The Goodies… The Goodies? What the hell is “The Goodies,” I hear you ask. This is The Goodies.
What’s wrong with this picture?
See, this is why your mom always told you not to leave the water running… Every summer in the Austrian town of Tragoess, some careless twit leaves his bathwater running while he answers the phone and as a result an entire park near the town is flooded! Not believing that people could be so …
Ask Ambrose – “My Giant Animal Is Driving Me Nuts”
Cyclopean Cat Problem Dear Ambrose, A couple of weeks ago I made the mistake of buying a giant cat, and now it is wrecking my house and terrorizing my family. For a while there I thought I would tough it out, and the family and I have been sleeping on a floating mattress in the …