But she does want to be Kurt Cobain. When asked by EW.com about her tragic resemblance to Courtney Love, Taylor wisely responded with…

“I don’t wanna be Courtney Love—I wanna be Kurt Cobain. He’s brilliant and his songs are genius.”

So in other words Momsen doesn’t want to be a worn-out, drugged-up has-been, she wants to be a drugged up, suicidal corpse! Still, I can’t blame her – if I had to choose between being dead or being Courtney Love, I would choose dead every time.

Taylor’s new band has a song coming out by the name of “Make Me Wanna Die” which she describes as a “Romeo and Juliet” kind of a thing. Doesn’t sound too cutting edge to me, not exactly Smells Like Teen Spirit, more like the kind of thing one would expect from a minor actress well on her way to becoming a soon-to-be forgotten minor singer!

In the picture below you can see Taylor looking angsty while promoting her new fragrance. The name of this fragrance is “Love Rocks”, which I guess means it smells like testicles.

Morbidly obese film director Kevin Smith, he of Silent Bob fame, has been kicked off a Southwest Airlines plane for being too fat! According to airline officials the Hollywood man-whale was causing the plane to tilt to the left and the Captain, fearing that he was now in command of an airborne equivalent of the Titanic, ordered Smith to leave the plane and get himself a gym membership.

Personally i think this serves Kevin right for having named his daughter after a comic book character as lame as Harley Quinn! I guess Karma really is a bitch, especially when you’re fat!

Kevin was not happy, as we can read here.

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