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Date registered: March 15, 2011
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Inebriated Bear Makes The News
Yes, it’s been a good week for alcoholic animals on the internet. For those who missed the tipsy owl and the hammered bison here is an intoxicated bear making a fool of himself on the local news! And how does an innocent animal find himself in such a shameful condition? Greedily gobbling down too many …
Girl takes impromptu swan dive.
We all know the dangers of texting while you drive, but what of the perils of texting while wandering aimlessly through your local mall? Every day hundreds of unfortunate Americans suffer public mishaps due to their texting addiction but go on to make a full recovery. You can too. This Public Service Announcement is brought …
Drunken Owl Gets Jail for Public Intoxication
German police have taken an owl into custody after a woman walking her dog found the bird drunkenly singing by the side of the road. According to Der Spiegel the animal was in the company of two bottles of schnapps and a cheap hooker from Las Vegas, but we are not told if the woman …