Ambrose

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Date registered: March 15, 2011

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  1. Wombat Springs — April 14, 2026
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  3. Wombat Springs — March 21, 2026
  4. Sorority Row — March 21, 2026
  5. Sorority Row — March 17, 2026

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What your cat gets up to while you sleep

All cat owners have suspected it. The mysterious morning scratches, dreams of being harassed by something large and furry, the signs are all there. Well now it’s been proven by some guy and his camera — cats really do treat you as a playground while you sleep.

Taylor Momsen is not Courtney Love

But she does want to be Kurt Cobain. When asked by EW.com about her tragic resemblance to Courtney Love, Taylor wisely responded with… “I don’t wanna be Courtney Love—I wanna be Kurt Cobain. He’s brilliant and his songs are genius.” So in other words Momsen doesn’t want to be a worn-out, drugged-up has-been, she wants …

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Lardbutt Kevin Smith Grounded!

Morbidly obese film director Kevin Smith, he of Silent Bob fame, has been kicked off a Southwest Airlines plane for being too fat! According to airline officials the Hollywood man-whale was causing the plane to tilt to the left and the Captain, fearing that he was now in command of an airborne equivalent of the …

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