Ambrose

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Date registered: March 15, 2011

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Girl Takes Impromptu Swan Dive

We all know the dangers of texting while you drive, but what of the perils of texting while wandering aimlessly through your local mall? Every day, hundreds of unfortunate Americans suffer public mishaps due to their texting addiction but go on to make a full recovery. You can too. This Public Service Announcement is brought …

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ā€œWell, sure, he’s cute, but he’s a terrible backseat driver!ā€

Yes, it’s the fantabulous Caplin Rous again, this timeĀ  sporting the kind of look that suggests he’s just about to berate you for not taking that turn quick enough, or for driving 2 miles over the speed limit. Capybaras, can’t drive with them, can’t leave them at home or they’ll eat your couch.

Famous Old Woman In New Louis Vuitton Ad

My god, she looks like they stole her from Madame Tussauds! Poor old Madonna didn’t look this good when she was alive, she sure as hell doesn’t look this good now! Just how stupid do they think women who buy this stuff are? Don’t answer that. Apparently the thing she’s sitting in is some kind …

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