Ms Kathleen Henderson was today arrested under Arizona’s strict new laws on public indecency after she was photographed fellating a rock. Ms Henderson’s offense is considered by the local authorities to be all the more egregious as the 28 year old schoolteacher was at the time leading a Fourth grade field trip to Spritedale National …
Forget all the hype about cancer and such, it has now been conclusively proven that breast implants are good for you! A husband in Moscow, perhaps mistaking her for the woman he married, tried to stab his wife in the heart only to find the knife lodging in one of the breast implants …
The reality TV starlet has had her famously bootilicious rear x-rayed in a futile attempt to locate her brain. Friends and family showed concern over the missing organ last week after Kim drove her car into the family swimming pool while swerving to avoid a tree which was later proven to be an air freshener …